Become a Member

How to become a member:   In order to be a member, you must have a big heart, a sense of humor, and care about children living in poverty!

The Membership Package is $36.00 which includes an Idiots Club membership card, a shirt, a lanyard, a bottle koozie, a can koozie, and shipping. (increase due to shipping and card costs; see Membership Package on Merchandise Page)

Memberships run May through April of the next year.  You must renew your membership annually to remain an “Idiot” in good standing!

There is an ANNUAL KICKOFF MEETING on Saturday, May 14 at FIRST WATCH in Osage Beach, MO when attendance is mandatory…expected…encouraged…you get the picture, we want you to attend. 🙂

Members are not nagged or expected to be actively involved in the Charity!  However, if members ask to volunteer, their help is greatly appreciated!!

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